Husband : (Returning late from work) ” Good evening dear….. I’m logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found….
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters….
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband 
ata type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It’s by default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use …. Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband :Unknown Virus
Wife: You don’t love anymore.
Husband: Device does not support Plug and Play.
Wife: Are you going to marry again?
Hsband: I’m multithreaded.
Wife: But I want children.
Husband: Insufficient disk space.
Wife: In that case I want divorce.
Husband: Are you sure you want to quit? Y/N
Wife: Y
Husband: The ‘Wife USB’ deivce can now be ’safely’ removed from the system
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